Veni, Vidi, Dormivi

chocolatable: do you ever listen to a song and think "i'd have sex to this song"

chocolatable:

do you ever listen to a song and think "i'd have sex to this song"

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real-original-bro: This looks too perfect right about now

real-original-bro:

This looks too perfect right about now

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connors-nipple: lady-tyrell: enjolux: theplaceinsidetheblizzar...

connors-nipple:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii's ruins: 

• Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
• Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
• I screwed the barmaid.
• Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
• I screwed a lot of girls here.
• Sollemnes, you screw well!
• Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

someone basically wrote "secundus is gay" on the wall humankind has not changed at all

I fucking love my major jesus christ i love pompeii and roman graffiti and just the romans in general god bless em

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dontaskdonttelldontstop: Dominik Sandro

dontaskdonttelldontstop:

Dominik Sandro

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if you date me we will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes...

if you date me we will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• sunday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

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plantkitten: u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

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